Brains For Sale

Scout 1 (yelling)"Brains for Sale" "Brains For Sale"
Scout 2 - What kinds do you have?
Scout 1 - Well, This one is $100. It is the brain of a doctor.
Scout 2 - That's not good enough. What else do you have?
Scout 1 - Well, this one is $250. It is the brain of Albert Einstein, the great scientist.
Scout 2- That is neat. You have anymore??
Scout 1 - Yeah, This one is for $1 million dollars.
Scout 2 - Wow, Why so expensive.
Scout 1 - It is the brain of a Scoutmaster, it never has been used.

This can be changed using a camp director, favorite staff member, tenderfoot, etc in place of the Scoutmaster.