Airplane Disaster

Equipment: 5 Scouts and 2 Chairs

Two Scouts are sitting on chairs, one pretending to be an airplane pilot, and the other is the co-pilot.
Pilot: "The plane is a little too heavy - we can't land!"
Co-Pilot: "I'll throw this apple out" (Throws an apple out an imaginary window)
Pilot: "We're still too heavy to land!"
Co-Pilot: "I'll chuck this Banana out" (Throws a banana out)
Pilot: We're still too heavy, throw something else out!"
Co-Pilot: Pretends to throw something out and says "Done."
Pilot: "What did you throw out that time?"
Co-Pilot: "A Grenade"
Pilot: "I don't think you should have done that. Oh, well, atleast we can land now."
Pilot and Co-Pilot land the plane and start walking away.
They pass Scout 1, who is holding his head and an apple.
Pilot: "What happened to you?"
Scout 1: "I was walking along and this apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head!"
They pass Scout 2, who is holding his head and a banana.
Pilot: "What happened to you?"
Scout 2: "I was walking along and this banana fell out of the sky and hit me in the head!"
They pass Scout 3, who is laughing.
Pilot: "What happened to you?"
Scout 3: "I farted and the outhouse actually BLEW UP!"